when was the ambassador of escalopia returned home for lunch,his wife got a shock.he lookeed pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.
"what has happened?"she asked.'how did your clothes get into such a mess?'
'a fire extinguisher, my dear.', answered the ambassador drily.'unversitty students set the embassy on fire this morning.'
'good heavens!' exclaim his wife ,'and where were you the time?'
'I was in my office as usual,'answer the ambassador.the fire broke out in the basement.I went down immediately ,of course ,and the fool,horst ,aimed a fire extinguisher at me ,he thought i was on fire.I MUST difinitely get that fellow posted.'
the ambassador's wife went on asking questions, when she suddenly noticed a big hole inher husdand's hat.
'and how can you expain that?'she asked.
'oh that,'said the ambasssdor.'someone fireed a shot through my office window.accuratly,don't you think?fortunately,i was not wearing it at the time. if i had been,i would not have able to get home for lunch.'当埃斯卡洛匹亚共和国的大使返屋企食午饭，吓坏了他的妻子。他面色苍白，衣衫不整。“居然甘样？”她问“讲句真话，发生咩事呀。”