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新概念英语第二册95-乱咁噏  

2010-05-12 16:21:55|  分类: 历史文化 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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when was the ambassador of escalopia returned home for lunch,his wife got a shock.he lookeed pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.

"what has happened?"she asked.'how did your clothes get into such a mess?'

'a fire extinguisher, my dear.', answered the ambassador drily.'unversitty students set the embassy on fire this morning.'

'good heavens!' exclaim his wife ,'and where were you the time?'

'I was in my office as usual,'answer the ambassador.the fire broke out in the basement.I went down immediately ,of course ,and the fool,horst ,aimed a fire extinguisher at me ,he thought i was on fire.I MUST difinitely get that fellow posted.'

the ambassador's wife went on asking questions, when  she suddenly noticed a big hole inher husdand's hat.

'and how can you expain that?'she asked.

'oh that,'said the ambasssdor.'someone fireed a shot through my office window.accuratly,don't you think?fortunately,i was not wearing it at the time. if i had been,i would not have able to get home for lunch.'当埃斯卡洛匹亚共和国的大使返屋企食午饭,吓坏了他的妻子。他面色苍白,衣衫不整。“居然甘样?”她问“讲句真话,发生咩事呀。”

“灭火罐搞成我甘样架,老婆。”大使讲话很冷淡,'大学生今日上午放火烧了大使馆。'

‘天啦!’他老婆惊讶地说:“果时系边度?”

“我照常安坐办公室工干,”大使回答。“地下室突然起火,我当然立即下去但果个傻瓜何斯特用灭火瓶攻击我。他以为我着火。我一定要打发他走。”大使夫人继续问,她看见老公帽子有大孔。

她问:“究竟发生咩事呢”

大使说:“甘样呀,有人对我窗口开了一鎗。准到鬼,你应该知道的,幸好我果时没戴帽,如果戴了,我就不可以回来吃午饭了。”

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